I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since. ~Arturo Toscanini

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times. ~Mark Twain, attributed

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying. ~Author Unknown

There’s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. ~Harold Robbins

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. ~Mark Twain

If you must smoke, take your butt outside. ~Author Unknown

Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world. ~Irish Proverb

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. ~Katharine Whitehorn

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. ~Author Unknown

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. ~Turkish Proverb

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. ~Author Unknown

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